By Michael Judge
Iowa City, Iowa
I’m writing this piece in the voice of Werner Herzog because—like a wandering albatross caught in Midwestern tornadic winds—I can’t escape it.
The albatross, as we learn from Wikipedia and generations of determined ornithologists, belongs t…
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